Behold the glory!
What you are about to witness is a single thread of puns from Facebook that I've copied and pasted (text only). The contributors, who clearly have too much time on their hands, are Jordy Williams, Lucy Ballentine, Max Borders, and myself, with a few cameos by others here and there. And yet, it is quite amazing that a single topic with its related linguistic particularities can yield so many puns. It seems that the capacity for play with language is unlimited. I simultaneously laugh my head off at this and marvel at it.