Luke Hankins Yeah it is a pun! A play on the word
"overboard" -- in one case used literally, in the other figuratively.
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Jordy Williams right, but it's fishy
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Jordy Williams A proper pun has to have a good hook to it,
generally a one line-r, and be a real s[t]inker
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Luke Hankins Says who? You got a rule book??
19 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins And "fishy" is really reaching, you
know...
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams You wanna take a pole on the issue?
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams I Just want to make sure I'm herring you
correctly
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Luke Hankins What -- the Polish are experts on puns?
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams poll/pole fishing pole...have you ever told a
pun before?
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Luke Hankins Pole = Polish person. I got yours, believe me!
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams (i'm aware of the nationality) but your lack of pun skills are
lutefisk
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Jordy Williams They could use a Tuna'p
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Jordy Williams Cuz I gots puns on Lox down
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Jordy Williams My fish puns could Filet whole book
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Luke Hankins Yeah, they're not as shark as they used to be.
But I wasn't bragging about my pun PROWess. Just sharing some funny LINES.
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Luke Hankins You're nautical person.
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Luke Hankins Would you offer your book for sail?
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Oooh no reason to get so Stern. It's just a
friendly JIBberish
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Luke Hankins You can't take offense so easily in this land,
Ho.
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Jordy Williams But moving to the general nautical puns when
we weren't FINished with the fish ones is just sea-cowardly.
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Jordy Williams I can get p'Irate if i want to
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Jordy Williams I'm free to do whatever I like in this Union,
Jack!
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Luke Hankins ("sea-cowardly"? I'm struggling to make cents of that. I'm
just not buying it.)
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Lucy Ballentine wow you guys....
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Jordy Williams sea cow is another name for a manatee
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Jordy Williams (manatees also happens to be my knickname at work. HEYO)
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Luke Hankins First, mate, you should keep inside jokes out
of this.
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams and again, you're straying aweigh from the
pun subject at hand. You need to stay anchored to one, otherwise it turns into
poop(deck)
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Jordy Williams Man o' tees? I make tee shirts? side pun. nvm
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Luke Hankins You're un-ballast.
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Lucy Ballentine lame.
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Luke Hankins I know I'm lame. That's why I have a peg leg.
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Jordy Williams better than the puns you've mer-Made
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Luke Hankins And Lucy, pun up or shut up! ;)
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Aye. Patch em up quick.
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams someone might think you're three sheets to
the wind
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Luke Hankins Ok, Jordy. I yield. You're the pun MASTer.
19 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I'll go walk the prank.
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Lucy Ballentine no need to be a beach luke.
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Jordy Williams She shore showed you with that one
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Luke Hankins LB enters the foray with a resounding blow to
my pride!
19 hours ago · Like
Lucy Ballentine sorry im a bit crabby today, i hope you
under-sand.
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Jordy Williams hit with a resounding BOOM! (part of the main
sail support..)
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Jordy Williams oooh. Lucy is doing whale here
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Lucy Ballentine anyway, water you guys up to?
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Luke Hankins I'm going to go below deck and blubber.
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Jordy Williams Wave been punning for the last 15 minutes.
You?
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Jordy Williams So does that mean I win the Tidal?
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Luke Hankins Don't Anchorage him, Lucy. He's clearly rudder
up.
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Lucy Ballentine you guys have gone a little overboard with
this.
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Jordy Williams Points for that one
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Jordy Williams Lucy, if we don't make him stop, hull just
keep on going
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Jordy Williams (i meant the Anchorage pun)
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Luke Hankins On that note, Lucy, read the link that
originated this volley, and you'll see that "overboard" has already
been used!
19 hours ago · Like
Lucy Ballentine what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
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Luke Hankins Nothing.
19 hours ago · Like
Lucy Ballentine and i know, im not that shellfish.
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams long time no sea?
19 hours ago · Like
Lucy Ballentine he just waved
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Jordy Williams ah...
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams I bet Lucy could keep going tiller head spins
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Jordy Williams oar she can't think of more puns
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Luke Hankins Alright, me hearties. It's off to bed for me.
Set the watch and keep 'er pointed Sou'westerly.
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Lucy Ballentine well ship, i wreck'en ill just keep going.
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Jordy Williams Goodnight. See you monSoon
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Lucy Ballentine ill need an act of cod to think of more.
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Lucy Ballentine why luke do you not see any porpoise in this
anymore?
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Jordy Williams Lucy, you have no sole
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Jordy Williams The pun road has gotten too s'curvy for him
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Jordy Williams he's gone to sleep with the fishes
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Lucy Ballentine we need kelp jordy.
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Jordy Williams He just can't deal with this carp anymore
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Luke Hankins Get off my wall, pun'ks!
19 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams ooh a pun pun! One i've never heard. Extra
points!
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Jordy Williams You can't Mako me stop
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Lucy Ballentine im sardine to have trouble coming up with
new puns
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Jordy Williams If you keep up punning, one day dorsal open
for you
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Lucy Ballentine gosh luke is such a part grouper.
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Lucy Ballentine party*
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Jordy Williams Haha. Well, it's true we shouldn't make
Ahab-it out of this
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Lucy Ballentine oh dont be koi jordy.
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Jordy Williams but what if it fish Sticks?
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Jordy Williams I'll Pond-er it for a while
19 hours ago · Like
Lucy Ballentine well im stumped, but jordy i think your
current-ly the best at puns.
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Jordy Williams I guess I do hold the Tidal.
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Lucy Ballentine only cause i have alot on my brine.
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Jordy Williams hahaha
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Jordy Williams That Lucy, shell never disappoint you
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Jordy Williams Just as long as you're not Board with this
Walk of life
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Jordy Williams And what's on you mind? Be s'Pacific
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Lucy Ballentine dophinately.
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Jordy Williams You know what Luke Hankins' favorite style to
write nautical puns is? Gulf Stream of consciousness.
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Lucy Ballentine im just to tide up with moving.
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Lucy Ballentine wharf about you?
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Jordy Williams hahaha
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Jordy Williams I don't know how many moor I have
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Lucy Ballentine quit floundering around jordy!
18 hours ago · Like
Lucy Ballentine well we made it to 100 comments oar should
we have stoped before.
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Jordy Williams we're in a league of our own
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Jordy Williams It's getting late. I think I've Haddock
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Jordy Williams But I'm certainly not raising a white flag
18 hours ago · Like
Eli Whipple this post is outrageous... i haven't seen its
equal
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Lucy Ballentine whale done sir, whale done.
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Jordy Williams I wish someone had been more mean spirited so
i could call them a Moby Dick or a blow holw
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Jordy Williams hole*
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Lucy Ballentine you deck!
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Jordy Williams Whale, Jonah'ver know what's inside me
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Lucy Ballentine hahahahha!
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Allen Bergal I'm awash with this current of puns!
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Luke Hankins Oh buoy. I will net forget this.
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Jordy Williams Oh cod, are you sardine this again?
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Luke Hankins I call foul (weather). "Sardine" has
been used earlier in the thread!
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Jordy Williams oh yes. totally shameless recycling of a pun.
It's hard to think of new material when it has grown to this Scale
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Jordy Williams so don't s'Pout about it
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Jordy Williams cuz we are squAll guilty of it
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Luke Hankins Don't squid yourself. You're dredging the
bottom.
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Jordy Williams Thinking I'm through would be a titanic
mistake
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Jordy Williams this is just the tip of the ice berg
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Jordy Williams in puns, I'm king of the world
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Luke Hankins We'll sea, Old Man.
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Jordy Williams Don't worry, you'll change your nepTune
10 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins Don't hold your breath.
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Luke Hankins This thread is so scuba'd.
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Jordy Williams you can Tri and Dent my pun ego, but soon
you'll be poSeidon with me
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Jordy Williams don't Bends over backwards trying to come up
with them
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Jordy Williams are you treaSure you want to keep going?
Something you want to get off your Chest?
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Luke Hankins Sirens, fool! Your animosity is downright
unIthical.
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Jordy Williams Ar you Mada at me?
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Luke Hankins I find you quite odysseus. You should just go
Homer.
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Jordy Williams I'm only Kraken the surface
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Luke Hankins Clearly you don't have anything else to octopi
your time.
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Jordy Williams You Illi'Ad me at Odysseus
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Jordy Williams will you calaMari me?
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Luke Hankins This is strait up addicting. I may founder
myself without a job if I keep this up.
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Luke Hankins I'm bailing out. Off to work.
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Jordy Williams Better get your Berring's strait!
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Lucy Ballentine are you guys squiding me?
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Jordy Williams What do you thINK?
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Jordy Williams It's seamen likely
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Luke Hankins I think all three of us are eel.
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Lucy Ballentine i shrimply cant think of more puns.
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Jordy Williams Once you get this far along, it becomes a
tough roe to hoe
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Lucy Ballentine clam we take a break?
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Jordy Williams Thinking about bowing trOut?
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Jordy Williams Just mussel through it
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Lucy Ballentine im floundering to come up with any more, oar
did we already use that one?
6 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins (Both "flounder" and "oar" have been used -- the
latter multiple times.)
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Luke Hankins (But I don't mean to puntificate.)
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Lucy Ballentine my bad.
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Jordy Williams Luke, no need to be bOyster-ous about it
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Luke Hankins This thread clearly demonstrates our tunacity.
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Lucy Ballentine i bait that was one of the best puns yet.
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Jordy Williams (p.s. I must mention that i am amazed that language can work like
this. I ♥ language)
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Jordy Williams Tuna's been done. 'Wake' up
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Luke Hankins (Hasn't been done that well, though! "Tunacity" is killer!)
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Luke Hankins I want to copyright this thread. But maybe I'm
just shellfish.
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Jordy Williams No that's ok. I'll write up the Conch-ract
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Jordy Williams But I don't know if you can aFjord it
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Luke Hankins I'll shell out the cash. Just make sure you
coral-ate all three of us as copyright holders.
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Lucy Ballentine theres somthing fishy about this whole
thing.
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Luke Hankins Maybe we could start a SCHOOL. We could start a
pirate program to test the waters on this idea.
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Jordy Williams Cannon you come up with any new ones?
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Luke Hankins (Max Borders, WADE into this thread -- or at least read it.)
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Jordy Williams This thread is a MANTAtory read for Hannah
Sophia Platt
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Luke Hankins How would you RAYte it on a scale from 1-10?
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Jordy Williams We may have found a Peer-on-a new level
(piranha)
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Luke Hankins (reeeeeeachiiiiiing....)
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Jordy Williams oh please. These are all algaenius
5 hours ago · Like
Lucy Ballentine i have a feeling i will bream about this
tonight.
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Luke Hankins It gets hard tooth ink of sharp ones after a
while, but if you wade it out, the possibilities are more extrenchive than they
first appear.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams It krills me that you made it to the trench
puns before me. I was trying to fit it in
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins Somebody kelp me come up with the claws we need
to include in our copyright statement.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Yeah you wouldn't want a breech of conch-ract
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Luke Hankins We want this document to be water-tight.
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins (or a BREACH...)
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Jordy Williams you want some hull'p?
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Breech = cannon part, breach = whale
surfacing....either way...
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins (Wait -- I do need hull'p! "Breach" is what a whale does,
which is what I meant.)
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Max Borders Oh Neptune. This is abyss-mal.
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Max Borders Holy Mackerel, I can't read them all.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams There is a Long Line of them...
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Luke Hankins You better, chum.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders I should sponge some of these.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams The list is quite sea cuCumbersome
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Luke Hankins I don't advise it. You'd be sunk. We've
copyrighted the shoal thing.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams We've Orca'strated quite a good list
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins Yeah. It's KILLER.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams I'm not surprised you're Beluga'red by it
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins How's that legal document coming, Jordy? Ready
to SEAL the deal?
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Jordy Williams I think these puns should stay Free, Willy.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Okay, stop all this NAVAL gazing.
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I'll do what I want on my narWHAL.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Now sea here, Luke.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams I'm going to Carrier all the way to the
finish
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Jordy Williams I'd schooner die than stop punning
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Jordy Williams Max, it's Charter than you think
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Max Borders Whale, you've certainly a-MAST quite a list
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins Not to toot my own horn, but I think others
would have run aground long ago.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders They're just anchored to their busy schedules.
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I just hope island on my feet when this is all
over.
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Max Borders Grotto go, soon.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders This is so much fun perhaps we should charge
atoll?
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Luke Hankins I'm not sure they have the brain mast for this
foam of thinking.
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Jordy Williams Don't harbor any resentment after you leave
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Luke Hankins This is AVAST subject...
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Jordy Williams Hatred for puns is Nauticool thing
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Max Borders Gimme some moor.
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Luke Hankins We've got to LEEve off somewhere...
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Max Borders I'm going to keel over
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Max Borders Jordy, your stuff is truly admiralble.
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Luke Hankins He's just parroting what he's heard elsewhere.
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Jordy Williams That was not a welcome shot across my bow
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Luke Hankins What -- seamen shot across your bow??
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Perhaps pirating the best booty.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders The others should have been urchin us to stop by
now
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Perhaps we can all develop better FB morays
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Luke Hankins They're not paying attention because they're
just fair weather friends.
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Jordy Williams Don't become my pun anemone
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Sea how Gullible Luke is?
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins Some of these comments are squallid.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Don't be o-FIN-ded if I have to shove off
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Luke Hankins You BOWing out?
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Jordy Williams That's just Albatrocious
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Like a rat from a sinking ship...
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Water you saying? I'm brine dead.
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins (I meant SWABle)
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Jordy Williams I was wondering..
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Max Borders Amber? Jack?
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Luke Hankins ?
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Jordy Williams Isn't that a beer?
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I didn't PEG you for a punster, Max...
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams ah...a fish
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Jordy Williams yet still weak
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Luke Hankins Anchor Steam is a beer.
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Max Borders Fine. I'm floundering now.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders I sea kelp.
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Luke Hankins Jordy, we've left Max in our wake.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams He may have barBados farewell
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I knew this was a surf-fire topic, teeming with
possigillities.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams He couldn't deal with un Antigua-nizing him
so much
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Jordy Williams Isle send him an apology letter
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Luke Hankins We were a bit Indies-ent.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams we've been holding a steady Gallop-agos
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Hull-arious. Still here. Had to void my
blowhole.
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins Bott-le probably still be upset.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Boy you guys got me caught up in this hook, line
and sinker.
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins (This is the British Navy, Max. Use the Oxford comma.)
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Jordy Williams ^thank you :)
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders I'll (Edward) Teach you to correct my grammar,
arrrrr
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Jordy Williams you mean your grammarrrrrrr?
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Jordy Williams Eye patch your puns up. Don't worry about it
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Luke Hankins Any sopranos among us? We need someone to hit
the high seas.
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Tri Cornering some one who sings
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I shanty be able to find anyone...
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams Maybe you should be dubloon your efforts.
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Max Borders One good tern deserves another.
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I'll just tarnish my reputation...
5 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams ok I have work to do. Bowing out for the
moment
5 hours ago · Like
Luke Hankins I wreckon it's about time to call it quits. I'm
mizzen out on other things.
5 hours ago · Like
Max Borders Bon Voyage, sailors.
5 hours ago · Like
Carly Borders What just happened???
4 hours ago · Like
Kendall Hudson I can't decide if you guys are amazing or
just dorks lol =P
3 hours ago · Like
Jordy Williams ~250 puns = Amazing dorks
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Allen Bergal OMG! Get a life(raft) y'all!
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Max Borders So will you pool these into a volume? With a
tidal?
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